I first became intrigued by the world of the ned about 7 years ago after encountering them during various visits to the ned mecca we call Glasgow. Their bright plumage coupled with their unprovoked violent behaviour caught the attention of the scientist in me so I invested in a pair of binoculars and began to study the culture of this, the most fascinating of the pack animals. If only David Attenborough had thought of it first. I had a burning desire to share my findings with the world therefore in September of 2000 I decided to make 'Nedumentary' whilst in my final year of art school. On a budget of almost nothing I purchased a few second hand tracksuit tops, rounded up a few friends and set about shooting the spoof. It was completed in two weeks. Since then the film has enjoyed enormous success on the underground circuit and I have had pressure to get it to web ever since. A ned media frenzy has really exploded in the last few years and sites such as glasgowsurvival.co.uk are testament to the public's fascination with the world of the ned, kev, chav, skally or my preferred term, street monkey. I can only hope this film has a positive effect on the neds lucky enough to see it. I pray that they will see the error of their ways and hang up their caps for good. Please join the ned debate in the forum and remember folks: look both ways before crossing the street and don't feed the neds. pure yours an aw that, C